So I had this dream the other night...

I dreamed 3 nights ago that I was at my friend's house. We were there with a bunch of people for a Bible study. For some reason I decided I needed to take a pregnancy test. I told my friend that I was going to run to the Dollar Tree and get one, she said she had a few in her bathroom and I was welcome to use one. So I tried. Every time I'd find a toilet to use it would do that weird dream/morph thing and the toilet would end up being outside the bathroom so that all the people sitting in the room visiting could see me. Not, of course, that they noticed me, but I felt SO paranoid and exposed. I kept searching for a bathroom to use and finally found one. I took the test and waited. Then when I looked at it it had all these weird lines printed on it, not test lines but something printed by the manufacturer. I was showing 2 of my friends trying to decide what it meant and we concluded that I should take another test.

Then I woke up, and boy did I have to pee! So I went to the restroom and thought, "maybe I should take a test, just to be sure." (Mind you, my cycle was due any day and I had no other real suspicions than that whacked-out dream).

So I took a test.